Party till your Azul in da face

Tuesday night was Mega's newest party "Fade" at Azul which has been growing stronger and stronger by the week, and it's definetly giving the club a much needed reputation. Also that night, was my dear friend Alicia's 21st birthday and I've posted the pics just below. Keep in mind this was a pre-party. The shenanigans will really get rough come Saturday, when her 300+ guest list comes alive! Moooooooohahahahahahahaha!!!




I'm bored, you're bored, let's be bored together and look and drunk photos of girls. Ya!






















































KimBillz always got the hundreds and so she bought 3 rounds of Belvedeer shots. Love her!!














Money hungry














Ohhhhhhh! LP went out and picked up some Hostess cupcakes and trick candles from 7-Eleven. Look at that cackle!










































Bottom's up















There's a set of twins that are ALWAYS break dancing some where in the streeets of SF, but they seem to randomly appear at Azul once in awhile .... freaky.

























Tony, one of our newest family members. He's so tough! LP snagged her a dime piece.














Tonya, KimBillz, LP














We're 100s fans














ALWAYS GETTIN HYPHY NO MATTER WHERE WE ARE!!




























Thizz face it














Massan sittin purdy







































BEHOLD! My magical cape of hair! Think it's time to cut it??





























































































Birthday girl














Good night!

















HC

My horoscope for today

"Stop burning the candle at both ends, or your light may go out. Your body is telling you that you need a break, so don't force yourself to keep working past the point of exhaustion. Your health comes first."

OUCH.

Time to get rid of your blankie ...

Alicia is always the cool one ...

















while I'm busy being retarded.
















She's sexy and sultry ...














the BEST party-hoppin' side kick














and a devious trouble maker ...














But above all, Alicia is a friend more loyal to me than anyone I've ever invited into my personal life. I know that I can count on her for anything I need, any time. We may argue and bitch each other out, but within 10 minutes, we're talking about how cute that shirt is or sharing a cigarette. I'm so thankful to have her in my life, to call her my sister, my bodyguard, my playmate, my deezy wifey, my future kids auntie, and above all ... my friend.




I L-O-V-E YOU!

HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY ALICIA!!!!!

HC

... and so the countdown begins

YUMMY

Hello boys. If you were to be my man and wear this out one night, fitted with a fresh New Era cap and some Nike SB's or Blazers ... it's a wrap. I'm having your baby and I'll be your trophy wife. Forever.

It's so damn gawdy and italiano mob style, yet my senses over take any rational thought of good taste. I'd use the excuse of hugging you just to feel the fresh, soft fibers that create this trashy master piece, graze softly along my face. I'd secretly steal it from you, wrap it around my cold shoulders, curl up in a little ball on the couch and eat ice cream so I can have the contentment of smelling you're cologne and feeling the hoodie at the same time. Ya, it's like that! So tough, my god.

Yee Owza!

I WISH I WAS IN NEW YORK THIS WKND!

HE HAS HIS REASONS

Ok, I will admit that Kanye West is an asshole, but the the boy's got mad flows and his style is BANANAS. He speaks out on money, cars, hoes and all a brother knows AS WELL AS political corruption, umbrella corporations, the undercover/not-so-undercover gentrification of New Orleans neighborhoods the media distorting every damn little thing!

But seriously my dude, when I see him wearing clothes like this, I start jockin'! I jock hard for a good long minute, but I stop and think "wait- one second he's flowing about children working in diamond mines and next he's in Versace stunna shades encrusted with those very diamonds. "

Sometimes, I just don't get it .... oh well, I still like him though and there's not a damn person in this world who isn't a hyprocrite.


Just look at that fucking hair!!!
























humina humina humina

Milk. It does a body good.

Tonight, MILK is throwin down with my special friend (he wears a helmut) Kamal (cause he rides bikes) spinnin' sets till your ears pop. Free jello shots too!



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HAPPY 420 YOU KNUCKLEHEADS

Pass it, pass it - get it girl
Pass it, pass it - get it girl
Please don't be greedy! Nooo!
Pass it, pass it - get it girl
Breathe it in! Now let go! (La la la la la la la la la)
Breathe it in! Now let go! (La la la la la la la la la)

Roll up a fat one and pass it around
Lay back hypnotized by The Neptunes sound
My peoples always see me and they think I'm on point
So they roll me a blunt, or either pass me a joint
I'm the modern day Rick James, yeah that's me
Anything less than the best is blasphemy
So ask for me - when you wanna get spliffted
I'm not Keith Murray but I'll Get Ya Lifted
Terrific, cause this is just the linguistics
This shit's cannibalistic, so I mixed it and twisted
With the berries and cherries, the high berries
The aura is horror, man this shit is so scary!
I took another hit and then my vision got blurry
I had to pass this shit in a motherfucking hurry
I'm looking at this chick, real thick, her name is Cheri
Big fat booty and her pootie was hairy, c'mon biatch!

Nick nack patty wack, give a Dogg a bone
Naw don't gimme nothing but a handful of stones
Don't stop! I ain't finised yet
You say you got the bomb?
You wanna make a bet? It's on!
I blew about three zones then took baby home
Nigga what?! Motherfucker I'm grown
I have it how I want it, did it done it and stunted
Fronted a hundred to my nigga cause he want to get blunted
Ain't nothing to it, but to do it so I did it cause I'm wit it
This is the Face Off, the one hitter quitter
It'll lay you on your back fast, sweat start to trickle
Everything is moving like you on a tricycle
You caught up in the pickle but I get you out
I blow you a charge through your nose, not your mouth
Slow down! hoe damn! you're doing too much
You're supposed to take two puffs then give the shit up, c'mon!

Yeah this is classic, fantastic, I'm blasted
I've been growing and blowing, niggaz wonder how I lasted
Well, like Jesus I fasted, for 40 days and 40 nights
I got it all mastered
Now I need a hit of that, Neptune-ology
Gangsta philosophy, yep yep I gotta be
Real high, whenever writing my novelty
Because it adds to my celebrity
So I celebrated, teledated, innovated, dominated
Orchestrated, situated, petuated, reinstated
Then I created, you're happy that I made it
Take another hit, young nigga get faded
We're going all out, smoke till ya fall out
D-O double G House all in ya mouth
The West got the best, the East got the peace
I'm out and about with a blunt in my mouth, peace!

- Snoop Dogg

Art or Vandalism?

Either way, I think this is fucking dope. Word.

I'M HAVING A MOMENT, PLS BARE WITH ME

One hundred years ago today, our little baby by the Bay was destroyed in a 7.9 quake that lasted just one minute. That's it. Sixty seconds resulting in three days of fires, no power, no shelter or help. An estimated 3,000 people were devoured by the natural disaster and over 500 city blocks were consumed by the earth.

Today, at this moment, I look out my office window and see a mass of beautiful sky scapers, the Bay waters crashing against the steel of the Bay Bridge, the sun shining brightly on the sidewalks built from blood and sweat of our fellow Frisconians and I think ... I love my City. It survived and came out more brilliant and vibrant than ever before and it keeps on getting better as the years move foward.

Today, I say a prayer for those lives lost in the quake of 1906 and also for New Orleans and the Katrina victims. One day, your city will be up and running again. You'll see ...


HC

Shorty swing my wayyyy

Sho look good to me
Now would you please swing my way
Shorty swing my wayyyy


Do you remember that song? It was the jam back when I was like, in 8th grade! I loved it just because a white girl was slammin the hook and people were like, "Oh word?!" See, ya'll don't know about us snow bunnies, huh? STOP SLEEPING PUNK. Anyway, reminiscing is fun, but not necessary in times of business.


OK! Our good friend Meg@gem is doing his lil thug thizzle tomorrow night at Azul Lounge with special guest J.Boogie. Come through, bring the folks, where ya dunks and let's get it crackin!

(sorry the flyer's so small)

Tuesday, April 18, 2006
FADE @ Azul
1 Tillman Place (off Grant btw Sutter and Post)
415.362.9750

DJs Alfred, De and J. Boogie
10 pm - 2am















Rotating DJs in the mix include Jus Jones, Mpenzi, J-Boogie, Murell, & DJ De.
A night of funk, old school grooves, reggae, and soul!

I'M BACK BITCHES!

BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Back to reality!!

I have to say my friends, Miami was the best vacation I ever had. Seriously. I've gone to London, Paris, New York, Hawaii, Mexico, LA blah blah blah ... but my dude. It's like a little planet out there, completly disconnected from the real world. Not once did we see any media hype about the war, Bush, celebrites, nothing. All everybody (locals and tourists) want to do is walk around lookin cute, lay on the beach and drink alcoholic slushies which is exactly what we did! We also met TONS of people. Across the hall from our hotel room was the NY based rap group Red Face and thier crew of like, 15. Deep rollin errry night my ninja, Crooklyn and Frisco representin. To top it off, my girls became more than just friends, they became family. The Good Girls and Dime Crimes will never be the same and niether will this City. I think you guys will kinda get annoyed with us though, cause forever and ever we'll be like, "Remember that one time in Miami ..." HA!


GG and DC with Tiff Case of Red Face


















My lil dollface















BipolarJose of Red Face.

My eyes look closed, but it's still a cute pic!

Dancing on the table tops at Mansion!

Pale is the new tan. Remember that.

Our last piece of sun before heading back to SF :(

* If you want to see more photos, check out Myspace*

It is nice to be back though. Even on my very first full day here, I ended up with my travel buddies once again out of pure addiction to each other. Well, also because Oh Sheena's going away party was that night. Anyway, we needed to reclaim our City back and LeVende was the spot. Boo. I think I had more fun getting drunk outside with the Huf Boyz. We laughed. We danced. We drank. After party at KimBillions and then a group snuggle wuggle session to end our night. Yay!



As for the up and coming in the Sco, there are many, many things rising up. I'll hit you up when you least expect it.

Ciao cupcakes!
HC

Dan Savage is great.

This is totally off anything that I usually write about, but I just read something very interesting in SF Weekly (March 22-28 issue). One of my guilty pleasures is reading the weekly column "Savage Love", in the back of the paper where all the trannies and "massage" parlors advertise. Dan Savage answers emails from around the Bay Area about any, I mean ANY kind of sexual/S&M/kink situation that you can imagine! It can be hilarious at times and also extremly disgusting as well, but he keeps it real and to the point. Very entertaining, I must say.

In this one particular article, he wasn't responding to any reader's dillusional quirks and fantasies, but he reached a moment of rebellion, an itch of activism in the "straight" world which, I don't know if he even belongs to, but .... I digress:


"Staight Rights Update: Earlier this month Republicans in South Dakota successfully banned abortion in that state. Last week, the GOP-controlled state House of Representatives in Missouri voted to ban state funded family planning clinics from dispensing birth control. "If you hand out contraception to single women", one Republican state representative told the Kansas City Star, "we're saying pormiscuity is okay."

On the federal level, Republicans are blocking the over-the-counter sale of emergency contraception and keeping a 100 percent effective HPV vaccine- a vaccine that will save lives of thousands of women every year- from being made available.

The GOP's message to straight Americans: If you have sex, we want it to fuck up your lives as much as possible. No birth control, no emergency contraception, no abortion services, no life saving vaccines. If you get pregnant, tough shit. You're going to have those babies, ladies, and you're going to make those child support payments, gentlmen. And if you get HPV and it leads to cervical cancer, well, that's too bad. Have nice funeral slut.

What's it going to take to get the straight rights movement off the ground? The GOP in Kansas is seeking to criminalize hetero-heavy petting, for God's sake! Wake up and smell the freaking Holy War breeders! The religious right hate heterosexuality just as much as it hates the homosexualality. Fight Back!"

- Dan Savage



I just wanted to take a minute to credit Mr. Savage for shinning a light on an issue that is often swept under a rug and collects dust. Hope it makes you think ... thanks.

HC

It's raining game in Northern Cali

Good morning playas. Beginning at the end of next week, I'm going to start making this blog a MUST DO on my list. I was defs on a roll for a hot minute, shit was a shinning in our little City, but things got super swamped in HC's world and the light went out some where ... but not to worry cause I found it. There are many things in the works people, i.e. Kim$Billion's hot new jewlery line for this summer, Mega's new Tuesday night porn spot, and of course- the most official trip out to LA in May to visit with the lovley Hundreds Familia and get some networking in the works (even though my offical job is to smile and make you tingle as we mingle over Moet. Nothing less. Nothing more).

Tomorrow, GG and DC are flying out to Miami to show them plastic heads that pale is the new tan. My dude, we've got the White Gurl up your nose (HC), the Brown Bunny (Alicia), the spicy Kim Chee (KimBillz), the Caramel Dime (LP) and our new fave dezi, Oh Sheena. Flavor is the spice of life and you can only find such a mix in Frisco, so we coming out there to give 'em a bit more variety!

OH YES! I have to plug my sistah from anotha mistah- Alica aka Cocoa Brown Bunny. My ninja is turning the big 2-1 and she's doing it real treal big on April 29th at Azul. Now, this shit is gonna be crazy!! It's a 100 person venue and she's got like, 250 RSVPs which include Mistyah FAB, Track, Big Rich, San Quinn's crew, the dirrrrtyyy fillmoe boys and thier hoodie rippers, a few Oakland gang bangers and of course DIME CRIMES, THE GOOD GIRLS, THE ABC CREW AND OUR FUCKING SAUCY HuF BOYS.

Don't sleep on it or you're a damn loser.

SEE YOU WHEN I GET BACK!



Yo mama likes a good spanking,
Hella Caitlin

Ciao!

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